I used to be a runner with a drinking problem. Then I became a drinker with a running problem. Then I just became a drinker.
SO POETIC DUDER, JESUS.
Anyways, I failed to mention that on Sunday, February 18th I competed in a 10k race. I won my age category, and was one of the top ten females overall. Not bad for 18 days post rehab.
I also failed to mention that I am eating a lot of waffles.
So now you’re a runner with a waffle problem?
ReplyDeleteWinning your age category.. way to go! The other 27 year olds didn’t stand a chance.
The more I mull it over, the more I'm like "should I be excited about winning the 40-49 age group?". Fah.
ReplyDeleteWinning is winning! Besides, someone came dead last.
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