Dude: I work out six days a week. I eat spinach and tofu, run up mountainsides, do one-legged squats, and most of the labels on my clothing say "size 4".
WHY IS MY FACE SO CHUBBY?
And then my mom sent me this pic...
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Sunday, March 29, 2015
I wear size four, for Chrissakes.
WTF is with the pic in the prior post? Like, am I a chipmunk? Do I eat doughnuts and chips for lunch?
Dude: I work out six days a week. I eat spinach and tofu, run up mountainsides, do one-legged squats, and most of the labels on my clothing say "size 4".
WHY IS MY FACE SO CHUBBY?
And then my mom sent me this pic...
Dude: I work out six days a week. I eat spinach and tofu, run up mountainsides, do one-legged squats, and most of the labels on my clothing say "size 4".
WHY IS MY FACE SO CHUBBY?
And then my mom sent me this pic...
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I can say as a photographer that it's absolutely the camera's fault . . . and next time someone points a camera or phone your way, turn your head slightly -- it's far more flattering.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I didn't even notice. What would we do with out the expert advice of a photographer? You could always do what my sister and I do when we take pictures together. We reach behind each others neck and gently 'pull' the neck skin taught, she adjusts mine and I adjust hers. Instant neckline!
ReplyDeleteTips from a couple of pros! Thanks, guys. Next time I have my picture taken I'll have my head turned so that I'm looking over my shoulder and you'll be able to see someone's hands around my neck. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL Yeah, nothing takes the viewer's attention away from a fat face like seeing the person being choked to death.
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