Michael insisted we go to Denny's. I have a lot of vegetarian tendencies so it wasn't my choice, really, but vacations are vacations. We waited in line for a long time before getting a seat and I was getting kind of hungry and there was a rather perplexing cutlery shortage, and I waited for Michael to order the steak and eggs and poutine eggs benedict with pancakes as he had been so excited at the concept of Denny's (Denny's: where we put the word "slam" after everything). Anyways, he ordered the "fit slam" or something equally moronic and I had a veggie burger which was fairly terrible and left me to wonder why did we go to restaurant renowned for it's absolutely unhealthy menu and expect to have an enjoyable and healthy meal? Food for thought.
Showered, went up for dinner at Michael's mom's and? And? They pass the baby to me. I haven't held a baby since I was in my teens. They scare me. They cry. They poop and vomit and they sense fear. Anyways, I have this kid for like twenty minutes. She loves me. She's fun, little Ava. Don't tell anyone that I said that.
I then proceeded to eat many mini doughnuts and ice cream, we walked into the lake and I traipsed sand all over our room and into the bed.
I love your vacation posts, and you go on lots of them. Is this something that's mandated in your country? Another thing, nobody eats at Denny's except truck drivers! Are you crazy? You'll probably have diarrhea in 48 hours. I guess the open road made Michael feel like a trucker, or he was drunk.
ReplyDeleteHa: I wish vacations were mandated! We were only gone for the weekend (plus Monday). Not nearly long enough.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes - I think we've learned our lesson with Denny's. ;)