Friday, January 15, 2016

Nobody wanted to take my thousand dollars today

This post is definitely a first world problem post.  Yes, I understand it showcases me in a terrible, materialistic light... but what does it mean about the salespeople in this story?  Let's begin, shall we?
To set the backdrop: two pairs of pants that I wear routinely to work I have had for over eight years.  One pair of pants is actually over eleven years old.  I don't like shopping.  I don't care about fashion.  Sometimes, when I do shop? If I find a top that I like a lot, I will buy two more in different colors.  I am that girl.
I am pretty cheap, too. My main extravagances are traveling and eating out with friends, but other than that I don't get my nails done, I get a haircut every three or four months, and the sport that I am embroiled in is running which really only costs me a couple of pairs of runners a year. I walk to work, pack a lunch, and my cell bill is $18 a month.
Occasionally, though,there is an item that I want.  For example, I would like a Cartier Tank Anglaise, which run between $6,000 and $8,000USD.  I would also like a Lexus is350, and they cost around $50,000.  And, though I am a Luddite, I would like a BlackBerry Priv, which retails for around $900CAN.
Today, against my better judgement, I did go out in search of this phone as my current carrier will not be offering this device, and my contract is up in five months.  I went both to Rogers and to Telus, thinking that someone would jump at the chance to either sell me the phone for retail, or to persuade me to switch carriers.  It was not so.  I know I shouldn't be spending this much on a phone.  I know the price will drop in a few months.  And I know it's better to pay for the phone outright, than getting roped into a prohibitively expensive plan that I don't need for two years.  And yet I was willing to be talked into it, if maybe the other carriers were willing to offer me some incentives.
And lo,they did not.  They were dismissive, unhelpful and uninspired.  The best Rogers could do was offer me a $100 credit off of my bill.  I know there is mad telecom competition in the US, but we Canucks are getting screwed up here. The plans they were trotting out for me to look at were $40 at the cheap end.  It's abundantly clear that Canadian cell carriers are colluding on their prices, which is why they could care less when you come into their store.  They aren't offering anything that anyone else isn't offering, so who cares?
Anyways, I'm ultimately glad I didn't buy the phone, but what an interesting state of affairs it is that I can wander around on a Friday night, wanting to spend a shit ton of money on a phone, and no one seems that compelled to talk me into it.
Happy weekend, all!

6 comments:

  1. Now I know why I follow you. We are exactly alike except I get my hair cut every 6-8 weeks, and that running thing... Jody bought me an iPhone6 for Christmas (I'd only had the 5C a year.) Last night he decided to change our carrier to a cheaper one, $45 a month. This morning I have no service, as in no incoming or outgoing phone calls. That's a great excuse for me to use with co-workers but what if there's a family emergency? Good luck shopping.

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  2. No incoming or outgoing calls? That's a problem, I'd say. Man. Life's expensive. I don't know if this ever airs in Texas, but if you ever get a chance to watch "Say Yes to the Dress" you gotta do it. It's the epitome of people wasting and time and money on something that is going to last one day and has a 50% failure rate. Even Michael can't turn away!

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  3. Oh yes, we have that show. I do not watch those shows, I get violent and the TV pays the price, I throw things. I dislike shopping so much that I buy my clothes at the grocery store... SAM's or Costco really. Or Old Navy online. I'm becoming such a minimalist that when I watch those house hunting shows and they say "oh the bathroom is so small" I wonder if they hold square dance lessons in the bathroom. Why would someone need a 16X20 ft bathroom?

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    1. Ha! We have something called Joe Fresh which is affiliated with our grocery stores, and yes: I shop there. Mostly I just wear my existing clothes until I discover holes in them.

      With Say Yes, we just roll our eyes. I love that people start out their lives together blowing tons of dough on stupid shit. I put on my $20 wedding dress today for a laugh.

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  4. Friends don't let friends buy Blackberry.

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    1. Love BlackBerry. Might hold out for the Vienna.

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