Beer me

Because of the raging fungal infection that I have between my webbed toes currently, I am on antibiotics for ten days.  And because the warning that came with my antibiotics said that consuming alcohol would lead to "painful cramps and vomiting", I have voluntarily decided to give up drinking for, um, ten days.
Life is a lot less exciting when sober.  No more consuming one too many glasses of Pinot Grigio and then insulting the largest and most heavily tattooed guy at the bar.  No more driving the wrong way down one way streets and admonishing "Look at all these drunk idiots!".  No more stumbling down a darkened stairwell into a subterranean cock-fight and betting Michael's car.
Not all of the above is true: I really don't like Pinot Grigio.
In other news, the condo still has not sold and so yet again we are starting the moving process and so should be ensconced in my condo in the next six weeks.
Longest.  Move.  Ever.
Finally: Warsteiner sucks.  Even their beer with alcohol tastes like rat piss.  If you have to do a sober stint (and prithee you never do) go with O'Doul's Amber.
Or just keep on with the Tempranillo and ignore the itching, burning sensation between your lower phalanges.