Alright. Maybe it's more of an exhausted, organic Malbec induced state of mind, but I will take my moments where I can get them. This feeling of zen and calmness is arriving at 10.30pm on a Wednesday night. Hi. How are you?
Welcome.
Things I like: Cuma organic Malbec. A Visit from the Goon Squad. The guy in the Audi today that rolled down his window and in a very beleaguered manner told the young guy dressed all in dark colors at 5.30 at night that he was, in fact, hard to see because of that fact when I had been anticipating a violent altercation (or at the least some inventive exchange of expletives). Hearing a weird noise from the bathroom and walking in to see Michael in the tub who explained he was doing grout work while he bathed: multi-tasking. Having the gym to myself. Leftover Greek salad at work. The chocolates in my coworker's drawer (note to self: help replenish the fund). Perusing Single B's Etsy site. Being told, by an esteemed coworker over lunch: "You and me: we're not brides". Eating food that I cooked on Monday instead of having to cook again. KCSM. Nice views. Leather couches.
Things I don't like: my frenetic work schedule. Michael's frenetic work schedule. The train that had an epileptic whistle fit at 4am this morning. My swollen ankle. My weight. Sleeping with teeth-whitening trays in. Pre-Valentine's Day stress. Everything associated with Valentine's Day. Parking in my new parking stall. My Mastercard bill (which I really, really need to pay in short order). Trying to land tickets for anything in New York. Rick Santorum. Not being reimbursed for my eyeglasses because I screwed up and claimed them too soon. Aesthetically displeasing wine glasses.
I am going to bed now.
Look at me go.
Is that your selection? Is that your hand? Lovely. Nice nails, I can tell you don't have a yard, or work in a grubby school.
ReplyDeleteYou sound like you are in a high speed wobble. Maybe get off the non-alcoholic wine.
It's just "a" selection. Definitely not my hand. I have fat fingers and man hands. It's brilliant, really.
ReplyDeleteOff the non-alcoholic wine and going out to see the Jayhawks tonight! You should check them out: I think you might like them. :)
You're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhat a treat your blog is!
The teeth whiteners!
Michael grouting in the bath.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
He grouted last night, too. We're so efficient with our time (except when we watch Jimmy Kimmel have various animals placed on his cousin's head so his cousin can guess what they are).
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope no one ever puts a sloth on my head.
Grouting while in the tub. Awesome. Zen and Calmness. Even more Awesome.
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