Michael has been watching some strange show called "1,000 Ways to Die". I might be interested in it if it was called "1,000 Ways to Kill Fruit Flies", but it is not. Anyways, one of the episodes was about a young man that had learned that a cow heart attached to a car battery closely emulates a vagina. I mean, when you think "vagina" you do tend to think of a dead animal's organ and jumper cables, don't you? At any rate, I suppose the 12 volt charge from the car battery wasn't providing him with the desired effect so he somehow managed to hook it up to a wall socket and electrocuted himself.
Seriously. I couldn't have dreamed something like this up if I tried.
Right. Now for the politics bit: we went out and voted in our municipal elections today because it's very important to have a say in the community in which you live and I love North Vancouver. We had to fill in this sort of scantron type of sheet and then feed it into a machine (no dangling chits in this city) and Michael made a joke about the machine being a paper shredder.
It was funny.
Now we are heading for dinner at my mom's with the rest of my family. I hope my car battery isn't dead.
I think I saw part of that show one time. The original title was "Hey You Fucking Moron, Oh Never Mind, You're Dead Now." But that was too long.
ReplyDeleteBTW - I you put a some apple cider vinegar in a little jar with holes punched in the lid the fruit flies will be drawn to it. I guess they like the smell of that.
And if your car battery is dead.... you know someone has been romancing it!
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